Return Investment

I have this Preferred Button Maker.  In truth, the only button maker I know*.
I've purchased some of his wares as gifts, and sometimes just read the buttons when I want to burst out laughing. 
There's always one that gets me.
Every time.


These buttons exist thanks to a redirected tax return. 
When in doubt, buy a button-making machine.
Much better investment than beer and books. 
Not that anything is wrong with beer and books**.







*Know means seller I have purchased buttons from on etsy.


**Except that beer makes people burpy and books don't, but buttons are just all around joyful things.