Prayer of the Utterly Dependent (on machines)

Dear God,

Please fix my phone.  Because Radio Shack doesn’t make it anymore and the screen is all white and I keep calling another country when I just want to call my mom to borrow her vacuum cleaner.

 

Dear God,

Please fix my vacuum cleaner.  My mom’s vacuum cleaner is a “Kirby, a really high quality cleaner.”  It weighs 250 pounds.  I think I broke my back carrying it up the stairs.

Dear God,

Please fix my back so I can carry the Kirby back down the steps and return it to my mom. 

 

Dear God,

Please fix my GPS.  I have no idea where I am going.

Dear God,

The GPS fixing requires a piece from China, 3 weeks to ship, and costs more than the original GPS. 

Dear God,

Please make maps fun to read.

Dear God,

I hate maps.  Please fix my GPS.

 

Dear God,

I am going to read a book.  Please don’t let it break.

 

Amen.