Nocturnal: a creature that will find the loudest activity possible just after you've fallen into a light sleep, and continue this activity for 12 hours straight, or until 30 minutes before you are set to rise. Activity could be a squeaky wheel, loud gnawing, throwing it's body from one story of it's 'enclosure' to another, or slurping its water.
*this definition brought to you by a dwarf hamster, net weight .27 ounces
*only creature I've encountered that slurps water louder than....an animal that ingests water loudly. I'm too sleepy for accurate analogies.
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